For movie and TV podcasts
Comedy Ghostwriting
I write killer jokes for film and TV podcasts looking to increase listener engagement through humor. Tell me what your episode covers, and you’ll get a page of custom jokes to pepper into your script in the way that’s most organic to your show.
Custom one-sheet
$250
- 10 late-night-style one- and two-liner jokes
- 5 intros, transitions, and ad throws
- Delivered within 5 days
- You own all rights. Credit optional.
Why hire me
Trained on the same stages as late night’s best
Mee-Ow
Alum of Northwestern’s storied sketch group. Fellow alums include Seth Meyers, Kristen Schaal, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
Second City & iO
Has written for comedy teams at The Second City, iO, and iO West.
Late-night jokes
Trained in late-night joke writing at The Second City and The Comedy Lab.
A taste
Lines from real one-sheets
Severance
Adam Scott’s character defends his work at Lumon as “mysterious and important,” which is the exact phrase I use to describe my cat.
The Devil Wears Prada 2
The salaries for the movie’s stars leaked online. The original was based on a book. The sequel is based on a checkbook.
Project Hail Mary
The main character wakes up in an unfamiliar place and a whole different year. That’s not
a movie opening, that’s my New Years Eve.
Examples
See full one-sheets
Click any sheet to open the PDF.
Why humor matters
Funny keeps people listening
A laugh early in an episode gives listeners a reason to stay, and a reason to come back next week. Your show already has the opinions and the expertise. A one-sheet adds the punchlines.
How it works
Three steps
- Buy your one-sheet through PayPal.
- At checkout, tell me which movie or TV show your episode covers, or any other topic you want jokes about.
- Get your one-sheet within 5 days.
FAQ
Questions
How long will it take?
You’ll receive your one-sheet within 5 days of placing your order.
What kind of jokes will it be?
Each one-sheet has 10 one- or two-liner jokes, the kind you might hear in a late-night show monologue. Each sheet also has 5 introductions, transitions, or ad throws that use humor to keep listeners hooked.
Would you be willing to write jokes about topics other than TV shows and movies?
Yes, absolutely. You can include the subject you’d like jokes about when placing your order.
What about refunds?
No refunds will be offered under any circumstances. Please view the example one-sheets above to get a good idea of what you’ll be receiving.
Do I need to credit you?
You will own and retain all rights to the jokes. You are not required to credit me as a writer, but if you would like to do so it is highly appreciated.
Questions?